The Pick-up Artist (1987)

Robert Towne: Stan

Quotes 

• Stan : Did you tell Stephen Merchant's mother that she had the face of a Chagall and the body of a Rubens? Did you? Jack, you might also want to know that her husband, Stephen Merchant Sr, is head of the organized-crime unit in the Manhattan District Attorney's office.

  Jack Jericho : Is there a crime against comparing a woman to a work of art?

  Stan : Watch it, Jack, or you're gonna end up losing more than your job one of these days. And another thing, Chagall's women aren't beautiful, and Rubens' women are fat.