The Monster Squad (1987) Poster

Andre Gower: Sean

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  • Sean : Rudy. Question.

    Rudy : Shoot.

    Sean : Know any virgins?

    Rudy : [spit take] 

  • Phoebe : [outside the tree house, wanting to join the club]  Mom says you have to let me in, or else it's prescription!

    Sean : That's "discrimination", jerkoid! Prescription is drugs... which you're on, if you think you're getting in here!

    Phoebe : [DELETED LINE]  What is this, the Masters of the Universe Woman-Haters' Club?

    Sean : [DELETED LINE]  That's HE-MAN, Phoebe! *He-Man* Woman Haters' Club, not Masters of the...! Okay, I can dig how that might be confusing. But you're still not getting in.

  • Sean : Don't kick the church, it's religious!

    Rudy : Locked is what it is!

    Sean : Alright then, we'll just have to do it out here.

    Horace : Oh REAL religious, Sean, why don't we just do it at Burger King?

  • Sean : If we pull this off, I'm gonna shit!

  • Det. Del Crenshaw : [about the killer in the 12th Groundhog Day movie]  I thought they killed him in the last one.

    Sean : They did, he returns from the grave.

    Det. Del Crenshaw : He always returns from the grave. If they blew him up, put his head in a blender and mailed the rest of him to Norway, he would still return from the grave!

    Sean : That was part 7.

  • Horace : No, Sean! Scary house! Real monsters! Us, twelve years old, remember?

    Sean : Midnight, end of the world, remember?

  • Horace : [about Scary German Guy]  Maybe he's a spy.

    Sean : Oh good idea! We're not at war with Germany.

    Phoebe : We were at war with Vietnam.

    Sean : What?

    Phoebe : It's in Rambo!

  • Sean : Rudy, find some silver bullets.

    Rudy : Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?

    Sean : I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road.

    Horace : What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?"

  • Sean : I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!

    Rudy : So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?

    Sean : No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe

    Rudy : Yeah but if they shot him?

    Sean : It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.

    Eugene : Mummy came in my house!

    Sean : Guys, Dracula might be here too.

    Patrick : Oh man, Fat Kid farted!

    Horace : Did not!

    Sean : God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!

  • Sean : Is she a virgin?

    Patrick's Sister : Why don't you broadcast it on the 6 o' clock news?

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