Annie:
The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash:
Why the hell would we want to do that?
Ash:
You're goin' down. Chainsaw.
Ash:
[
talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[
Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash:
I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
[
upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand]
Ash:
Groovy.
Ash:
[
for no apparent reason] ... Groovy.
Henrietta:
I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash:
[
Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
Henrietta:
Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!
[
Ash's Hand gains a life of it's own]
Ash:
Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!
[
Ash grabs a chainsaw]
Ash:
That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?
Ash:
Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
Ash:
Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
Linda:
Sure.
Ash:
After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.
Ash:
[
being sucked in a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?
Bobbie Joe:
I hope you rot down there!
Ash:
[
having just gotten hit in the face with a gusher of blood that turns to black goo] Old double-barrel here, blow your guts to Kingdom Come!
[
staggers backward, voice drops]
Ash:
See if we don't!
Ash:
Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!
Ash:
There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.
Linda:
Even now we have your darling Linda's soul, as she suffers in torment!
Ash:
Youre going DOWN!
Ash:
[
as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!
Ash:
[
to his freshly sawn off possessed hand] Here's your new home.
[
Ash places a bucket and a bunch of books on it to trap the hand, the top book reads "A farewell to arms"]
Ash:
[
as his evil sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!
Ash:
You did it kid...
[
Ash is trapped in the cellar with Henrietta walking towards him]
Ash:
Open the door. There's something down here!
Annie:
Open it. Quickly
Jake:
It's a trick
Bobbie Joe:
[
pointing to an *empty* room] It's in there...
Ash:
We'll all go in together.
Jake:
Hell no! You're the curious one!
Ash:
Workshed.
Linda:
[
the demon has possessed Linda] Yes! Your love was a lie! And now she burns in hell!
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