Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)

Gilbert Gottfried: Sidney Bernstein

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• Sidney Bernstein : [on the phone]  Naturally. I can see- Yeah, yeah. I mean I-I understand. Somebody- W-wait-

  [off the phone] 

  Sidney Bernstein : Oh, oh, oh. Come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.

  Axel Foley : Sir, we're with the Beverly Hills Police Department. Are you Mr. Sidney Bernstein?

  Sidney Bernstein : Yes. Lucky guess.

  Axel Foley : Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, we have a warrant for your arrest.

  Sidney Bernstein : 25? What 25?

  Axel Foley : You have 25 unpaid parking tickets, sir.

  Sidney Bernstein : I-I pay my tickets. I pay - I pay all my tickets.

  Axel Foley : Sir, do you own a Black Mercedes-Benz, License Plates number CRL-507?

  Sidney Bernstein : 507? That's my wife's car! That's not my car! That's my-

  Axel Foley : You have 25 unpaid parking tickets.

  Sidney Bernstein : I mean, it's under my name. But, it's my wife's car! No! No! No!

  [picks up phone; yells] 

  Sidney Bernstein : Bitch!

  Axel Foley : Your tickets have not been paid, that means you're liable.

  [to Taggart & Rosewood] 

  Axel Foley : Can you cuff Mr. Bernstein, please?

  Sidney Bernstein : Cuff me? There are people out there with chainsaws, you're cuffing me!

  Axel Foley : Well, sir, you have 25 unpaid parking tickets, and it's your car. So, we have to take you in.

  Sidney Bernstein : Wait a second, I've got an idea. Is there something that I have in this office that I could hand to you, and that would make you kind of forget that you're holding those, uh, little pink tickets there?