- Caspasian Speckler: Your wife is very beautiful, Signor Kracklite, especially when she is pregnant.
- Stourley Kracklite: Yes, that's right. She is pregnant. But not with your child, Speckler.
- Caspasian Speckler: True. I'm very grateful to you for that. Your child, shall we say, is the most perfect contraceptive.
- [Kracklite turns and punches Speckler in the nose]