Back to the Beach (1987)

Annette Funicello: Annette

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Quotes 

• Annette : I've always sort of wanted to be the bad girl...

  Connie : Impossible. But I'll tell you something. You sure have wasted an incredible pair of hooters.

• Frankie, the Big Kahuna : What does that mean, "we're not in?"

  Annette : Wild guess? I think it means they're not in.

  Bobby : Boy, it's quite a piece of dialogue when you intellectual masterminds get together! I should be writing this down!

• Troy : Hey, they serve a drink here called the stunned mallet and serve it in a coconut shell. You know, I once saw a woman drink one of these, get completely naked, and do 'the Pony'... right on this table.

  Annette : And your point is?

  Troy : My point is I want to buy you... two of them.

• Bobby : Where's the movie stars? I thought L.A. was supposed to have movie stars, rock and rollers, celebrities.

  Annette : Oh honey, that's what all midwesterners think. L.A. is just like any other place.

  [Annette goes to pick up her suitcase from the luggage rack when O.J. Simpson appears and takes the suitcase first] 

  Man at Airport : Excuse me, ma'am but I do believe this is my bag.

  Annette : Oh, I'm sorry. Of course it is. My is leatherette and this seems to be...

  Man at Airport : Pigskin. Thank you very much.

  [runs off] 

  Bobby : Hey, Mom! Do you know who that was?

  Annette : No, honey. Who?

  Bobby : What was...

  [in the distance Simpson trips and falls into a pile of suitcases] 

  Bobby : Nah. I guess I was wrong.

• Frankie, the Big Kahuna : [Sandi throws her boyfriend's surfboard out the window]  What was that?

  Sandi : What was what?

  Frankie, the Big Kahuna : That thing!

  Sandi : What thing?

  Frankie, the Big Kahuna : I saw you throw a thing!

  Frankie, the Big Kahuna : [to Annette]  Did you see that thing?

  Annette : I think I saw a thing but I don't know what thing I thought I saw.

  Bobby : God I'm proud. It's like a conversation at the Kissingers, isn't it?

• Annette : He'll be back. I know that in my heart.

  Bobby : You know, you're awful sweet, Mom.

  Annette : And then I'll make him suffer.

• Annette : Did you boys have a nice time?

  Bobby : We met these really weird looking guys with really bad attitudes and they were incredibly rude and dangerous and they wanted to kill us! It was so cool!

  Annette : Well, as long as you had fun.

• [last lines] 

  Annette : Are we the corniest couple you've ever seen or what?

• Annette : I thought I saw a thing, but I don't know what thing I saw.