Three Amigos! (1986)

Tony Plana: Jefe

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Quotes 

• Jefe : I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little surprises.

  El Guapo : Many pinatas?

  Jefe : Oh yes, many!

  El Guapo : Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

  Jefe : A what?

  El Guapo : A *plethora*.

  Jefe : Oh yes, you have a plethora.

  El Guapo : Jefe, what is a plethora?

  Jefe : Why, El Guapo?

  El Guapo : Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

  Jefe : Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else and are looking to take it out on me?

• El Guapo : Are gringos falling from the sky?

  [Ned falls from overhead and lands with a thud] 

  Jefe : Yes, El Guapo.

• El Guapo : Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

  Jefe : So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?

  El Guapo : Tonight, or I will kill her!

• Lucky Day : Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

  El Guapo : What do you mean?

  Lucky Day : I don't know.

  Jefe : I think he means that if you...

  El Guapo : Shut up!

• [Before Ned's duel, Jefe gives him a heavy bandit's pistol] 

  Jefe : You wanna die with a man's gun. Not a little sissy gun like this.

• Ned Nederlander : [Before Ned's duel]  Does anybody have a watch? Preferably one with a second hand?

  Jefe : I got a stopwatch.