Three Amigos! (1986)

Jeff O'Haco: Bandito #3

Quotes 

• Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : [the Three Amigos step out into the street while Carmen gets the horses] 

  Bandito #3 : If I don't get some tequila, somebody's gonna die!

  [Shoots the clay pots off the railing at one of the nearby houses] 

  Lucky Day : I'm Lucky Day!

  Ned Nederlander : I'm Ned Nederlander!

  Dusty Bottoms : And I'm Dusty Bottoms! And together we are...

  Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : The Three Amigos!

  [each does the Amigo salute] 

  Lucky Day : [sees Carmen has brought the horses]  Let's ride!

  Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : [the Three Amigos mount their horses, and ride to stand, horse to horse, with the banditos] 

  Lucky Day : Well, you slime-eating dogs! You scum-sucking pigs! You sons of a motherless goat!

  Bandito #2 : Son of a motherless goat? And who are you?

  Ned Nederlander : Wherever there is injustice, you will find us. Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there!

  [pauses] 

  Ned Nederlander : Line!

  Dusty Bottoms : [under breath]  Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...

  Ned Nederlander : Wherever liberty is threatened! You will find...

  Lucky Day , Ned Nederlander , Dusty Bottoms : The Three Amigos!

  [begin riding their horses all over the town square, shooting their pistols in the air] 

  Lucky Day : Arriba! Ha Ha Ha Ha!

  Dusty Bottoms : [juggles his gun back and forth from each hand, grins] 

  Ned Nederlander : Arriba!

  Bandito #3 : Who are these monkeys?

  Bandito #2 : I don't know!

  Bandito #3 : Should we kill them?

  Bandito #2 : No! Let's go tell El Guapo what we have seen here!

  Bandito #3 , Bandito #2 : [turn their horses around, and ride off towards their encampment] 

  Lucky Day : Ah Ha Ha! And don't come back!

  Townspeople : Viva Los Amigos! Viva Los Amigos!

  Pablo : Viva Los Amigos!

  [the townspeople begin to cheer and chant the Amigos]