- Joe: [to his friends, upon finding a hideous, lethal supernatural creature lying dormant in a dark spooky alley] There's no danger!
- [Sally is frantically putting on her makeup]
- Ulla, partygoer with camera: You look great, Sally. Honest.
- Sally Day: Not true! My hair stinks! This dress stinks! Look, this whole thing is disgusting! These sleeves on this go back and forth! What am I gonna do?
- Ulla, partygoer with camera: We came to celebrate you, not your dress.
- Voiceover: [During opening credits] A terrifying, centuries-old prediction foretold the spawning of demons on Earth. That prediction came true when spectators in a movie theatre were transformed into bloodthirsty, fanged creatures and spread death and contagion. Days of terror that convinced the world demons can exist.