The Legend of Billie Jean is trashily manipulative and utterly preposterous, so much so that, until the end (when it begins to sour on you), it's a thoroughly enjoyable hoot. Add a splendid cast and good air conditioning, and it's a perfectly mindless way to spend a muggy summer evening.
The Legend of Billie Jean' is competently made, sometimes attractively acted, and bankrupt beyond belief. It's hard to imagine that even the film makers, let alone audiences, can believe in a sweet, selfless heroine who just can't help becoming a superstar.
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Chicago TribuneSid Smith
Chicago TribuneSid Smith
Teenagers, who may not have seen this picture's many hero/outlaw predecessors, might like its the pop soundtrack, better-than-average acting and modest punk attire. Everyone else is likely to find Billie Jean the very thing that becomes a legend least. [22July 1985, p.3C]
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Miami Herald
Miami Herald
Director Matthew Robbins keeps the pace light, nonviolent, and more entertaining than a made-for-TV movie. The fashion show's the action. His film is really about a face, and a look, and a haircut. [19 July 1985, p.D4]
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The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
The Globe and Mail (Toronto)
The Legend of Billie Jean is a ridiculous caper that borrows a snippet of the sublime only to make itself more ridiculous. [20 July 1985]
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Time Out
Time Out
Four-letter words and gags about periods fail to disguise the adolescent wish-fulfilment quality of script and direction.
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TV Guide Magazine
TV Guide Magazine
Though obviously designed for the teenage market, Billie Jean should insult the intelligence of all but the most irredeemable mall rats.