Sixteen Candles (1984)
Justin Henry: Mike Baker
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Quotes
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Brenda Baker : Don't be a smartass.
Mike Baker : OK, I'll be a dumbass.
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Long Duk Dong : Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
Mike Baker : It's a quiche.
Long Duk Dong : How do you spell?
Grandpa Fred : Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.
[laughs]
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Brenda Baker : Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday.
Samantha : It's OK. I'll recover.
Brenda Baker : It's important to you. And yesterday morning you were trying to tell me.
[Sniffling]
Samantha : It's OK, Mom. These things sometimes happen.
Brenda Baker : Oh, honey, I just feel miserable.
Samantha : You'll feel better.
Mike Baker : Who died?
Brenda Baker : Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister?
Mike Baker : What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?
Brenda Baker : I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot.
Mike Baker : [laughing] Classic.
Brenda Baker : Deep down, he's really sorry.
Brenda Baker , Samantha : [Together] No, he's not.
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Samantha : This is the single worst day of my entire life!
Mike Baker : What the hell are you bitchin' about? I have to sleep under some Chinaman named after duck's dork.
Samantha : Well, where am I sleeping?
Mike Baker : Sofa City, Sweetheart.
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Mike Baker : [about Ginny] Dad, she's got her period. Should make for an interesting honeymoon, huh?
Jim Baker : Where are you learning that stuff?
Mike Baker : School.
Jim Baker : Good. I get my money's worth.
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Brenda Baker : [to Sam] I'm sorry, you'll have to buy lunch today. I didn't have time to fix your carrots.
Mike Baker : Yeah, well, she's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts!
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Jim Baker : I can't believe it. Ginny's not in the shower.
Mike Baker : [standing in front of the bathroom door] I wouldn't go in there if I were you. Grandpa Fred was in there for half an hour. It's totally polluted.
Jim Baker : Get dressed.
Mike Baker : [Jim enters the bathroom and closes the door] It's your nose.
[after a few seconds, Jim walks out of the bathroom clearly repulsed by the stench emitting from it]
Mike Baker : They never listen.