Sixteen Candles (1984)
Carlin Glynn: Brenda Baker
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Quotes
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Brenda Baker : Don't be a smartass.
Mike Baker : OK, I'll be a dumbass.
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Brenda Baker : Can you remember to turn off the stove in 20 minutes?
Samantha : I can remember lots of things.
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[the bride arrives at the church, obviously out of it]
Brenda Baker : Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer.
Ginny : Try *four*.
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Brenda Baker : Oh, Sam. Sam, I am so sorry about your birthday.
Samantha : It's OK. I'll recover.
Brenda Baker : It's important to you. And yesterday morning you were trying to tell me.
[Sniffling]
Samantha : It's OK, Mom. These things sometimes happen.
Brenda Baker : Oh, honey, I just feel miserable.
Samantha : You'll feel better.
Mike Baker : Who died?
Brenda Baker : Uh... Is there something you want to say to your sister?
Mike Baker : What? Are you kidding? Where should I start?
Brenda Baker : I mean about her birthday. It was yesterday. We all forgot.
Mike Baker : [laughing] Classic.
Brenda Baker : Deep down, he's really sorry.
Brenda Baker , Samantha : [Together] No, he's not.
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Brenda Baker : [to Sam] I'm sorry, you'll have to buy lunch today. I didn't have time to fix your carrots.
Mike Baker : Yeah, well, she's only eating carrots to increase the size of her breasts!