Morris:
Your lips would make a lollipop too happy.
Apollonia:
Will you help me?
The Kid:
No.
Apollonia:
Pardon me?
The Kid:
Nope... Wanna know why?
Apollonia:
Nope.
The Kid:
Because you wouldn't pass the initiation.
Apollonia:
What initiation?
The Kid:
Well, for starters, you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
Apollonia:
What?
The Kid:
You have to purify yourself in Lake Minnetonka.
[
She strips down, and runs towards the lake]
The Kid:
Hey! Wait a minute! That's...
[
She jumps in. She gets out shivering]
The Kid:
Uh, hold it...
Apollonia:
What?
The Kid:
That ain't Lake Minnetonka.
[
Watching his girl group rehearse a dance routine]
Morris:
Oh, Lord. Cut! Cut!
[
pause]
Morris:
You ladies don't seem to realize how valuable my time is. You're going to make my boys look bad!
Jill:
Why don't you let us come up with our own steps?
[
Jerome shakes his head violently]
Morris:
We tried that, remember? Now, you're in the best possible position you could be in. So what's the matter? Your shoes on too tight or something?
[
Claps]
Morris:
Let's have some action! Let's have some asses wigglin'... I want some perfection!
[
Cackles, cues music]
Morris:
[
Girls start dancing again, more seductively]
Morris:
[
watching; sotto to Jerome] I think I'm gonna need a drink.
[
after jumping in cold water, Apollonia is getting dressed and The Kid rides up to her]
The Kid:
Come on, let's go.
Apollonia:
I'm not going anywhere, that was a rotten thing to do.
The Kid:
I'm sorry. I tried to stop you.
[
She looks at him]
Apollonia:
I must have looked pretty ridiculous.
The Kid:
No, no! You looked great. That took some nerve, I wouldn't have got in that water. Come on.
[
She attempts to get on the motorcycle, he drives away]
Apollonia:
Hey!
The Kid:
Come on.
[
She attempts to get on the motorcycle again, he drives away again]
Apollonia:
COME ON!
The Kid:
OK, ok.
[
She gets on]
The Kid:
Don't get my seat all wet.
Matt Fink-The Revolution:
God got Wendy's periods reversed. About every 28 days she starts acting nice. Lasts about a weekend.
Morris:
[
after Prince's dad shoots himself] Bang, bang!
Morris:
Okay. What's the password?
Jerome:
You got it.
Morris:
Got what?
Jerome:
The password.
Morris:
The password is what?
Jerome:
Exactly.
Morris:
The password is exactly?
Jerome:
No, it's okay.
Morris:
The password is okay?
Jerome:
Far as I'm concerned.
Morris:
Damn it, say the password!
Jerome:
What.
Morris:
Say the password, onion head!
Jerome:
The password is what?
Morris:
[
frustrated] That's what I'm asking you!
Jerome:
[
more frustrated] It's the password!
Morris:
The password is it?
Jerome:
[
exasperated] Ahhhhh! The password is what!
Morris:
It! You just said so!
Jerome:
The password isn't it! The password is?
Morris:
What?
Jerome:
Got it!
Morris:
I got it?
Jerome:
Right.
Morris:
It or right?
Billy:
Nobody digs your music but yourself!
Jill:
[
after Apollonia knocks Jill's coffee over] What are you? Stupid or something? Why don't you watch where you're going?
Wendy-The Revolution:
[
Playing ironically the melody of "Let's Go Crazy" on the guitar] You like that ? Is that better?
The Kid:
[
Vexed] Where is everybody?
Lisa-The Revolution:
You're late. They left.
The Kid:
So what are you doing here?
Lisa-The Revolution:
[
Parodying the Kid's speech at the beginning of "Let's Go Crazy"] "But I'm here to tell you, there's something else"... Our music.
Apollonia:
[
Attempting to lift off the Kid's shirt] King Kong ?
The Kid:
[
Repelling her attempt] Stop it!
[
the Kid tries the same thing with her]
Apollonia:
No.
The Kid:
Is that yours?
Father:
Of course it's mine. Who's else would it be?
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