Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Hal Riddle: Warden

Quotes 

• Warden : Your turn, Johnny. The priest you've requested has arrived.

  Charley : [pretending to be a priest]  Are you ready, my son?

  Johnny Dangerously : I'm ready if you are, father.

  Charley : Dominus vobiscum, Nabisco. Espiritu sanctu. They gasthebus.

  Prisoner : [hands Johnny a part of a tommy gun]  So long, Johnny.

  Charley : We gasthebus. You gasthebus. We missed the bus. They missed the bus.

  Prisoner : [hands Johnny another piece of the gun]  Be brave, huh, Johnny.

  Charley : When's the next bus?

  Johnny Dangerously : [begins putting the gun together behind the wardens back]  Always, Nails.

  Charley : Summa cum laude. Magna cum laude. The radio's too laude. Adeste fidelis.

  Prisoner : [gives Johnny another piece]  Good luck, Johnny.

  Charley : Semper fidelis. High fidelis.

  Johnny Dangerously : [struggling to put it together]  Why didn't I take shop?

  Charley : Post Meridian. Ante Meridian. Uncle Meridian. All the little Meridians.

  Prisoner : [adds another piece]  Bye bye, Johnny.

  Johnny Dangerously : [adds piece to gun]  Bye, Rock.

  Charley : The Magna Carta. MasterCharge it.

  Prisoner : [hands piece to Johnny]  Spit in his eye, Johnny!

  Johnny Dangerously : [finishes putting the gun together]  OK, rabbi.

  Charley : [opens his bible to reveal the guns clip]  Dum procellas. Lotsa Vitalis.

  Warden : Any last words, Johnny?

  [gun cocks] 

  Warden : [turns to see Johnny pointing a tommy gun at him]  Well said!