Johnny Dangerously (1984)

Carl Gottlieb: Dr. Magnus

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• Young Johnny : Dr. Magnus, how's my mother?

  Dr. Magnus : It's her pancreas again, Johnny. She's gonna need an operation immediately.

  Young Johnny : How much is it gonna cost?

  Dr. Magnus : $49.95

  Young Johnny : $49.95?

  Dr. Magnus : This week only.

  Young Johnny : Where am I gonna get that kind of money?

  Dr. Magnus : Why don't you knock over a gas station?

• Johnny Kelly : Hi Dr. Magnus. How's my mother?

  Dr. Magnus : It's her thyroid, Johnny.

  Johnny Kelly : What's wrong with it?

  Dr. Magnus : We can't find it. Gonna have to do a thyroid search.

  Johnny Kelly : How much is that gonna cost?

  Dr. Magnus : You're in luck. This week a special. $999 dollars.