- Pa Gorg: Son, it's time we had a talk.
- Junior Gorg: Oh boy! Is this *that* talk?
- Pa Gorg: Yes. It's time you've learned how to rule the universe.
- Junior Gorg: Oh, this is *that* talk.
- Everyone: [everyone is singing the opening theme] Down at Fraggle Rock.
- Boober Fraggle: Down at Fraggle Rock!
- [Boober puts his face in his hands]
- Mokey Fraggle: It was rapturous!
- Red Fraggle: Is "rapturous" the same as "boring"?
- Wembley Fraggle: I don't think so.
- Red Fraggle: Then she's wrong.
- Boober Fraggle: [the fraggles have found Sprocket's ball, which has rolled through the Fraggle hole] Ugh! It's a hideous round thing!
- Pa Gorg: Junior, are you sure this isn't another one of your dumb hair-brained schemes?
- Junior Gorg: No, Pa, this is one of my smart hair-brained schemes!