S.O.B. (1981)
Joe Penny: Officer Phil Buchwald
Quotes
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Officer Phil Buchwald : Tell Mr. Farmer, if he ever does a movie about the cops, I got enough stories to fill a steamer trunk.
Tim Culley : I'll tell him.
Officer Phil Buchwald : And none of that "Serpico" crap - the real cops.
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Babs : What are the laws on nude sunbathing?
Officer Phil Buchwald : I'd have to come back and arrest you.
Babs : Bet I could talk you out of it.
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Officer Phil Buchwald : Hi, Mr. Culley.
Tim Culley : Gentlemen, come in, come in.
Officer Phil Buchwald : We, uh, we thought we'd stop by.
Tim Culley : Good. Nothing like a uniform to keep an orgy organized.
Officer Phil Buchwald : You're kidding.
Tim Culley : Oh, bribe you, maybe, but kid you? Never.
[Cully turns to the party]
Tim Culley : Your attention, everyone. Hey! HEY! Officers Buchwald and Sullivan.
Sam Marshall : Is this a bust?
Tim Culley : Of course! But you've got six hours to try to talk them out of it.