S.O.B. (1981)

Benson Fong: The Chef

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Quotes 

• The Chef : I Chinese!

  Gary Murdock : That's what you say. Danny Kaye cooks better Chinese food than you do. You don't even play ping-pong. For all I know, you probably had your eyes fixed.

• The Chef : Chinese New Year, everybody go San Francisco.

  Gary Murdock : Not everybody, kiddo. I no go San Francisco. Missy Farmer no go San Francisco. You no go San Francisco. Because Missy Farmer have a party Friday night.