Nice Dreams (1981)
Cheech Marin: Cheech
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Quotes
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Cheech : [talking to his plants] Ooh, Oaxaca. Ooh, sensi. How are you, my darling? Oh, God, your buds are getting so big. I have to get you a training bra. You got some lint in your belly button there. There you go. All right. Okay, you guys, be cool.
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Cheech : My balls itch!
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Timothy Leary : You want the key?
Cheech : Hey, please, Doc. Get me outta here. Let me be free. I just want the key, okay?
Timothy Leary : You're sure you want to be free?
Cheech : Yeah! Yeah! I want to be free. Just give me the key, okay? Please.
Timothy Leary : Come here. Stick out your tongue.
Cheech : What?
Timothy Leary : Stick out your tongue.
[puts a cube on Cheech's tongue]
Timothy Leary : There's the key.
Cheech : This is not the key. I want the key.
Timothy Leary : That's the key to the universe.
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Chong : You know what I think we should invest in, man?
Cheech : What?
Chong : A rest home for old hippies.
Cheech : Yeah?
Chong : Cause, man, you know, like, hippies have been around since the 60's man.
Cheech : Yeah.
Chong : You know, and there really isn't like a hip place for 'em to go when they get real old, you know.
Cheech : Yeah.
Chong : You know, how I see it, you know, it's like a regular rest home except you have all the dope you can smoke, you know, for these old people . they'd want and listen to all the music they want, you know.
Cheech : Like we could call it: Laid Back Manor.
Chong : Yeah! Hey, great. Yeah.
Cheech : That'd be heavy.
Chong : Because, you know, I mean, like, what do people do when they get old? You know, they usually keep them stoned, laid-back.
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Cheech : Yeah real funny man... so funny I forgot to laugh...
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Cheech : Hey scratch my balls, man! Hey! Hey, man. Anybody, scratch my balls!
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Chong : You know what I wanna do when I die, man?
Cheech : What?
Chong : I'm gonna get cremated, man.
Cheech : Yeah?
Chong : Yeah. Then I wanna get my ashes put in a baggie, you know.
Cheech : Yeah?
Chong : Then I'm gonna have all my friends - we'll have a party and then everybody will smoke me. Mix it with some good shit, you know.
Cheech : Remind me not to be one of your friends when you die.
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Cheech : It's good ice cream, man. Trip out.
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Blonde in Car : Hey, you guys have any big sticks for us?
Brunette in Car : I mean, really big sticks?
Cheech : Oh, yeah, yeah. We got really big sticks.
Blonde in Car : How about a nice, hot, juicy stick and you guys can get in the back with us?
[drive off]
Cheech : Come on, man! Get after them. They want a big stick, man.
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Cheech : Hey, come on, baby, you want a big stick? Here comes a special delivery.
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Cheech : We're rich. Hey, let's buy a villa in Costa Rica. That'd be great. We could just...
Chong : I'm gonna get some more guitars.
Cheech : Yeah?
Chong : Yeah, I wanna get a Fender. No, I don't like Fenders, man. No, I'll get one anyway.
Cheech : Let's get one of those big, white houses, man. You know, like, with a veranda, you know. With a porch. We'd be sitting out there sipping pina colonics, man.
Chong : Pina colonics?
Cheech : Yeah.
Chong : What's that?
Cheech : You know, they make them in a blender, man. You know.
Chong : Oh, yeah.
Cheech : Yeah. We'd have topless ladies, man. Maybe we'll make ourselves sun kings. You know, buy a little island. We'll put two little chairs on a little hill, and every day at noon we'll go up there and all the natives will bow down to us and we'll throw them joints, you know. I like to help the little people, man. Like, that's important in life.
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Cheech : [singing] Come on, baby, I wanna stick it in your ear...
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Cheech : Hey, come on, baby. Don't you wanna be awake for this?
[looks into the camera]
Cheech : Hey, what do you want me to do? She's passed out. What would you do? Yeah, I bet. Let's put a vote to it, man. How many guys would do it? Lemme see your hands.
[counts silently]
Cheech : All right. How many guys wouldn't do it? Hey, forget you.
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Cheech : Better get two bottles of fussy pussy, man.
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Cheech : They're not for us. They're, like, for needy weedheads that got glaucoma.
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Cheech : I'm Santana, man.
Sidney the Agent : You have a beautiful tan, man. Beautiful.
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Donna the Panties Gal : Listen, you're gonna think I'm weird, but, I never made it with two guys before.
Cheech : What?
Donna the Panties Gal : You wanna make it with me?
Cheech : Two guys at the same time?
Donna the Panties Gal : Yeah. I've done everything twice, but I've never made it with two guys. Especially you two guys!
Cheech : Well, we do that all the time.
Donna the Panties Gal : You do?
Cheech : Oh, yeah, yeah. Ain't that right, man?
Donna the Panties Gal : With two guys?
Cheech , Chong : Oh, no, no, no.
Cheech : With, like, a girl at the same time.
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Donna the Panties Gal : We need ice cubes, you know. This chick did this thing with this guy. And it lasts for a long time!
Cheech : Oh, yeah. We need ice, man.
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Cheech : Those are the ugliest chicks I ever saw in my life.
Chong : No kidding, man. But if they're so ugly, how come you were hitting on them?
Cheech : I wasn't hitting on them, man.
Chong : Well, that part about asking them if they were models, man.
Cheech : I was trying to be nice, man.
Chong : Models for Kal-Can dog food.