Terror Train (1980)

Howard Busgang: Ed

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• Ed : [dressed as Groucho Marx, talking to a blow-up doll]  Come on, baby. Open your eyes. Come on. Look at me. Just my luck, she's a lesbian!

• [first lines] 

  Doc : Hey, there she is now. Would you tell me what she sees in you, please? Can you figure this one out, Ed? I mean, now this guy's got some luck, huh?

  Ed : [German accent]  Woman are very strange, doctor, very strange!

• Ed : Anybody seen my girlfriend? She's the one with the big caboose!