- Young Nick: [after Robin falls out the window and dies] We've got to get somebody, quick.
- Young Wendy: Are you crazy? They'll put us in jail. If we tell anybody they'll say it's our fault. Who would believe it was an accident?
- Young Nick: But what if...
- Young Wendy: Listen to me, we'll go home now and never ever tell anyone. No one but us will ever know. Jude, swear?
- Young Jude: I swear.
- Young Wendy: Kelly? Kelly!
- Young Kelly: I don't want to go to jail!
- Young Wendy: Swear?
- Young Kelly: I swear.
- Young Wendy: Nick? Nick!
- Young Nick: I won't tell anyone.
- Young Wendy: Good, let's go.
- Vicki: Mr. Sykes! This is just for you!
- [Vicki pulls her pants down and moons Mr. Sykes]
- Mrs. Cunningham: Vicki! Come here this instant!
- Car Hop: What'll it be?
- Lou: Well, uh, I'm a little short of cash.
- Wendy: You can owe me.
- Lou: Oh! Well, I'll have a couple burgers, a large fries, and, uh, what kinda beer you got?
- Car Hop: Come on, man. This is a drive-thru, not a bar!
- Lou: All right, all right, don't get nervous! Just a Coke or Pepsi is fine.
- [Lou stares at waitress' butt while she walks away]
- Wendy: Lou, no!
- Mrs. Cunningham: Now kiss her!
- Alex: She's my sister.
- Mrs. Cunningham: Alex... Now the king!
- Alex: Ew, kiss the KING?
- Nick: On the mouth!
- Mrs. Cunningham: Just shake hands!