Voice of Bobbi:
Don't make me be a bad girl again!
Liz Blake:
Thank god, straight fucks are still in style!
Doctor Robert Elliott:
Doctor, I am not paranoid.
Liz Blake:
Do you want to fuck me?
Doctor Robert Elliott:
Oh, yes.
Liz Blake:
Then why don't you?
Doctor Robert Elliott:
Because I'm a doctor and...
Liz Blake:
Fucked a lot of doctors.
Doctor Robert Elliott:
...and I'm married.
Liz Blake:
Fucked a lot of them, too.
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last lines]
Peter Miller:
Look, Liz, I've got to get home and get to work.
Liz Blake:
Gee, I'm gonna miss having you on my tail. You made me feel kind of safe.
Peter Miller:
Want to come home with me? I'd love the company.
Liz Blake:
Wouldn't Mike mind?
Peter Miller:
Mike's out of town on a business trip. We've got plenty of room.
Liz Blake:
Great. I could sure use the vacation.
Peter Miller:
Good, good. I'll get the check.
Voice of Bobbi:
[
on Elliott's answering machine] This is Bobbi. You won't see me anymore, so I thought I'd have a little session with your machine. Oh Doctor, I'm so unhappy. I'm a woman trapped inside a man's body--and you're not helping me to get out! So I got a new shrink, Levy's his name, he's gonna sign the papers so I can get my operation. Oh...I borrowed your razor...and--well, you'll read all about it. Some blonde bitch saw me, but I'll get her.
Liz Blake:
I'm sorry, am I bothering you?
Hood #1:
Naw, you ain't bothering me.
Hood #2:
But you're bothering ME.
Hood #1:
You say she's bothering you?
Hood #2:
That's right, this bitch is bothering me.
Hood #1:
Well, what you gonna do 'bout that?
Hood #2:
I'm gonna kick her ass.
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