French Postcards (1979)

Mandy Patinkin: Sayyid

Quotes 

• Laura : Maybe I should drive.

  Sayyid : In my country, women do not drive.

  Laura : Figures.

  Sayyid : In my country, in fact, the women run behind the cars.

• Laura : It's a crummy motel.

  Sayyid : It's all new! Why you Americans only like old things? In my country, we love everything modern. Also, Sayyid get discount here.

• Sayyid : Whoooooo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! It's like Mecca. I could live here.

• Sayyid : You turn the bottle slowly like this and then there's no pop.

  [Pop!] 

  Sayyid : Opps, little pop. But it's okay. Don't worry.

• Sayyid : Okay? No problem. Big problem.

• Sayyid : American girls do it with everyone.

  Laura : What? Get out of my room! Let *go* of me! You've been around women in veils too long!

  Sayyid : Ahh! I like infidel women!

  Laura : Ohh! Oh, you Persian chauvinist!