You Can't Do That on Television (1979–2004)
Doug Ptolemy: Doug Ptolemy, Doug, Self
Quotes
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Doug : Mom, it's not fair. You love Lisa the best.
Valerie : That's not true, Dougie, I love Alasdair the best and then Lisa, you are seventh.
Doug : But mom, there are only four kids in this family...
Valerie : Yes, Dougie, but I love the Neighbors' kids more than I love you.
Doug : But the neighbors only have two kids...
Valerie : Yes, Dougie, but I love their cat more than I love you.
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Jody : Hey Doug.
Doug : Yes Jody
Jody : Why did you get your hair cut?
Doug : They told me that I looked like Vanessa.
Jody : Well, she got her hair cut so I can say that you still look like Vanessa.
Doug : You said it Jody and now you're gonna regret it.
Jody : [Doug gets out of his locker and goes into Jody's locker] Hey I was just kidding!
[Sound of punches landing]