The Balladeer:
[
opening song] Just the good ole' boys / Never meanin' no harm / Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born / Straightenin' the curves / Flattenin' the hills / Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will / Makin' their way the only way they know how / That's just a little bit more than the law will allow / Just the good ole' boys / Wouldn't change if they could / Fightin' the system like a true-modern day Robin Hood.
Bo & Luke:
[
shout] Yee-haw!
[
repeated line]
Cooter Davenport:
Breaker One, Breaker One, I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb! Craaazy Cooter comin' at ya! Ya'll out there on the Hazzard net?
[
repeated line]
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Enos! This is your superior officer RosCOOOOOOOOO P. Coltrane!
[
repeated line]
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
OOOOOOH! I'm in "Hot Pursuit!"
[
giggle]
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
I love it! I love it!
Bo Duke:
Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you!
Daisy Duke:
Never stopped anybody in this family before.
Deputy Enos Strate:
Possum on a gumbush!
Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg:
Roscoe, arrest them Duke boys!
[
repeated line]
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Ohhh! That was a *horrendous* crash!
[
Bo, Luke and Cooter, in the President's stolen limosine, are being chased by the bad guys]
Bo Duke:
We'll be okay, unless we have to stop for gas, again! There wasn't much more'n a gallon in that gas can.
Luke Duke:
In a one-gallon gas can. Huh.
Bo Duke:
I cannot believe I just said that.
Deputy Cletus Hogg:
Aww, buzzard on a buzzsaw!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
I'm gonna cuff ya an' stuff ya!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Ya dun *scuffed* my ve-hicle!
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
[
Daisy has just left the Sheriff's office, and Enos is gazing longingly after her]
[
Roscoe notices]
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
What's wrong with you, boy? Look at you, staring at Daisy Duke with *lust* in your heart!
The Balladeer:
[
Roscoe is trying to spy on the Dukes, carrying some shrubbery] And here comes Roscoe, cleverly disguised as a *tree*!
The Balladeer:
[
Boss Hogg is about to enter what he thinks is Uncle Jesse's moonshine in an environmental contest] Right now, ole' Boss is happier than a hog knee-deep in slop.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane:
Say Hello from Roscoe!
Bo Duke:
They're shooting at us.
Luke Duke:
What do you expect them to do, throw darts?
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