The Wild Geese (1978)

Kenneth Griffith: Arthur Witty

Quotes 

• Keith : Who are you leaving your money to, Queenie?

  Medical Orderly Arthur Witty : Well, if it's any of your business, To the dearest, kindest proctologist in the whole wide world.

  Keith : What's that?

  Medical Orderly Arthur Witty : "Bum-doctor" to you, chubby cheeks.

• Medical Orderly Arthur Witty : [defending a retreat against impossible odds]  Get yer lovely arses out of here! I'm just holdin' the fort!

• Faulkner : All right. You've got the job.

  Medical Orderly Arthur Witty : Do I have time to get a divorce?

  Faulkner : Thirty-six hours.

  Medical Orderly Arthur Witty : Oh, lovely, sir! I can't WAIT to see his face!