The Water Babies (1978)
Bernard Cribbins: Mr. Masterman, Voice of Eel
Quotes
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Mrs. Tripp : [Upon answering the door, Mrs. Tripp looks at Tom, before turning her gaze to Mr. Grimes]
[to Mr. Grimes]
Mrs. Tripp : What a disgusting, filthy disgrace to humanity you are!
Mr. Grimes : [looking puzzled and slurring] I'm Crimes.
Mrs. Tripp : You're drunk, sir.
Mr. Grimes : Nevertheless, I'm Crimes
[cannot say Grimes as he is still drunk]
Masterman : [giggles]
Mr. Grimes : [looking at Masterman, then to Mrs. Tripp] Well, does tha want the chimneys swept or does tha not want the chimneys swept?
Mrs. Tripp : Mmm...
[nods head towards door]
Mrs. Tripp : Come in.
[Towards Tom, who had begun to pick up Toby]
Mrs. Tripp : And you can leave that thing outside for a start.
Masterman : [grabbing Tobys lead] Come here. Mr Grimes...
[passing Mr. Grimes his sweeps]
Masterman : There's your bags.
Mrs. Tripp : Now then. Listen to me, all of you. I've dust sheeted all the rooms where there's chimneys to be swept. You've brought plenty of soot bags, I see?
Mr. Grimes : Yeah.
Mrs. Tripp : Well use them! Because I warn you, one speck of soot in any of those rooms... and not a penny piece will you get from me.
Masterman : [salutes to Mrs. Tripp] Yes, Ma'am.
Mrs. Tripp : Well come on, get on with it then!
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Killer Shark : Right into our trap.
Eel : Right into it.
Killer Shark : Rather tragic when you think about it.
Eel : Very.
Killer Shark : [laughs]
Eel : Why are you laughing?
Killer Shark : I'm thinking about it.
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Masterman : I don't mind looking like a corpse... but I *don't* want to *die* like one