The Odd Job (1978)
Graham Chapman: Arthur Harris
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Quotes
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[The Caretaker spots Arthur's first suicide attempt]
Caretaker : What are you doing?
Arthur Harris : I'm minding my own sodding business, which is more than can be said for you, you snivelling little turd!
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Fiona Harris : I'm leaving you.
Arthur Harris : When are you coming back?
Fiona Harris : I'm not. I'm going for good.
Arthur Harris : What? What for?
Fiona Harris : We're just not getting on.
Arthur Harris : Not getting on? We happen to be very happily married.
Fiona Harris : We're not.
Arthur Harris : I am.
Fiona Harris : I'm not!
Arthur Harris : Oh, I see, it's not a question of we're not happily married, it's you! Why not?
Fiona Harris : We always seem to be arguing.
Arthur Harris : Rubbish.
Fiona Harris : We're arguing now.
Arthur Harris : No, we're not. We're discussing.
Fiona Harris : We're arguing!
Arthur Harris : I won't let you get me into an argument by insisting we're arguing.
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Raymonde : So, er, what's your problem, Mr. Harris?
Arthur Harris : Well, there's this man after me.
Batch : Ooh, lucky old you!
Raymonde : Cool it, Batch!
Raymonde : Go on.
Arthur Harris : Well, Tony thought it would be a good idea if I had some protection and recommended you.
Raymonde : Yeah, well it depends who's after you. If it's C.I.D. or Special Branch; dead easy. But if it's secret intelligence service or customs and excise, it's not to bad; 'ere, it's not American Express, is it? No? 'Cos' if it is - no way!