Slap Shot (1977)
Brad Sullivan: Wanchuk
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Quotes
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Jim Carr : Andre "Poodle" Lussier, defense. Andre, as you know, has been living in semi-seclusion in Northern Quebec ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy.
Morris Wanchuk : Not Poodle.
Jim Carr : And from Mile 40, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a donut shop, number 10, former penalty-minute record holder for the years 1960 to 1968 inclusive, Gilmore Tuttle.
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Morris Wanchuk : [while watching a soap opera in the bar] That cunt is no good!
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Ned Braden : Now, they give you one phone call. See they book you, and then the give you one phone call.
Jack Hanson : Call the pizza man!
Morris Wanchuk : Why dontcha call a massage parlor!
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Johnny Upton : [Raises his glass in a toast] Hell, here's to the Sunshine State!
Morris Wanchuk : Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A. Yeah!
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Johnny Upton : [Seeing Reggie in a store phone booth] He's probably calling Florida. See how the sale is going.
Morris Wanchuk : I was in Florida once on a southern tour where I met this little redhead who's an underwater specialist. And the first thing she says to me was, "Come on out by the pool." So I went out and she comes leaping out of this cabana wearing nothing but this little see-through wet suit.
Johnny Upton : [Reggie exits the phone booth] Hey Reg, I want a chair by the pool.
Morris Wanchuk : I want some snatch by the pool!
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Reggie Dunlop : [In the locker room after starting a fight on the ice] I called his wife a dyke.
Morris Wanchuk : You called her a dyke? No wonder he went nuts. I would go nuts if someone called my wife a dyke.
Reggie Dunlop : His wife IS a dyke!
[players start laughing]
Jim Ahern : Does that make him a fag?
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Morris Wanchuk : I know a good bar here. The Palm lsle. Fucked the barmaid last trip. I mean, I walked into the place, she comes up to me without even sayin' hello and just rubs up against me.
Reggie Dunlop : Ah, come on, Mo. Jesus. What?
Morris Wanchuk : I mean, she had her jugs right up against my suit. Nipples as hard as little rocks.
