- Singer: [opening theme 1975-1978] When he walks down the street, he smiles at everyone. Everyone that he meets, calls him King of Kensington. He finds his fortune in the people that surround him. His wife says helping other people brings him luck. Oh, but his mother tells a slightly different story. He's the only King around without a buck.
- [beat]
- Singer: He's a man amongst men, the People's Champion. And when destiny calls him... ..
- Operator: I'm sorry, but the line is still busy.
- Singer: He's King of Kensington.
- [beat]
- Singer: What a guy.
- Singer: [opening theme 1979-1980] When he walks down the street, he smiles at everyone. Everyone that he meets, calls him King of Kensington. He finds his fortune in the people that surround him. He says that helping other people brings him luck. Oh, but his mother tells a slightly different story. He's the only King around without a buck.
- [beat]
- Singer: He's King of Kensington.
- [bear]
- Singer: What a guy.