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Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [at Lytton Manor in Nice, while working undercover as a telephone repairman, Clouseau has already annihilated the Lyttons' doorbell!] ... I am from the Nice Telephone Company; there is some trouble with your phone.
Mac : ...I don't think there's any trouble with the telephones here.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I know when there is a trouble, and when there is not a trouble, and you may rest assured that there is a trouble.
Mac : Since when?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Since it was reported.
Mac : By whom? And what sort of trouble is it?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : If I knew that, I could simply call you up and tell you what the trouble with your telephone is!
Claudine : Well... Whatever the trouble is, I hope you locate it.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Madame, it is my business to locate trouble...
[He misses the door to the study, crashing headlong into the wall; being Clouseau, he isn't even fazed]
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : ...Er, no trouble back there!