Carry on Abroad (1972)
Sidney James: Vic Flange
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Quotes
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[Vic starts to pour a glass of wine for Evelyn]
Evelyn Blunt : Not for me thank you.
Vic Flange : No? Don't drink?
Evelyn Blunt : No, I tried it once and didn't like it.
[Vic takes out a packet of cigarettes and offers a cigarette to Evelyn]
Vic Flange : Smoke?
Evelyn Blunt : I tried it once and didn't like it.
Vic Flange : Strange.
Evelyn Blunt : Not at all, my daughter is just the same.
Vic Flange : Your *only* child, I presume!
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[in Vic Flange's Pub, Sadie Tompkins orders a drink at the bar for herself]
Sadie Tompkins : Have you got a large one?
Vic Flange : I've had no complaints so far.
Sadie Tompkins : Seeing's believing...
Vic Flange : You won't need a magnifying glass!
[Vic gives Sadie the drink]
Vic Flange : There you are... no, no, have it on me--if you know what I mean!
Sadie Tompkins : Oh, you don't have to draw me any diagrams!
Vic Flange : Pity--I was just going to get my ballpoint out!
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Vic Flange : [flapping his hands like wings] Flying! You don't like flying, remember?
Cora Flange : [flapping her hands like wings] I don't like washing floors, but I'd still rather do that than you get some other scrubber!
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Harry : I hear you're going on your holiday tomorrow, then?
Vic Flange : Just a weekend.
Harry : All right for some, you taking the missus, too?
Vic Flange : No, she won't go abroad. Doesn't like flying, do you, love?
Cora Flange : All the same, if I did, someone has to look after the pub.
Vic Flange : It's one of them new package deals. 17 quid, all in.
Harry : Where are you going to?
Vic Flange : Oh, some new resort in the Med.
Cora Flange : Oh, for Heaven's sake, Vic, why don't you tell him? It's a place called Elsbels.
Harry : Elsbels? The island?
Vic Flange : Yes.
Harry : Tomorrow?
Vic Flange : Yes.
Harry : Blimey, there's a coincidence for you.
Vic Flange : What is?
Harry : Sadie's going on the same trip!
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Cora Flange : Coach? I though we were going by air?
Vic Flange : We have to go in the coach to get to the airport!
Cora Flange : But you didn't say anything about coaches; I don't like going in them either.
Vic Flange : Oh, gawd blimey. You're determined to have a good time aren't you?
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Moira Plunkett : I wonder what this is? Santa Cecilia's Exlixir.
Vic Flange : Oh, some local quack medicine, I suppose.
Stall-Holder : Oh, no, sir, is not medicine. Is for l'amoura.
Vic Flange : Pardon?
Stall-Holder : Liqueur--for making plenty of passion!
Vic Flange : Get away!
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Cora Flange : You filthy, rotten, stinking beast!
Vic Flange : What have I done now?
Cora Flange : Don't you come the innocent with me. You and that Sadie Tomkins..."Are you going on the same trip too? Oh, well, fancy that, yes, fancy that." Well, I don't fancy that AT ALL!
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Vic Flange : Oh, have a heart, darling, you know I need this holiday. You wouldn't want me to go without it just because she's going to be there.
Cora Flange : If she's going to be there, you won't be going without it!