Columbo (TV Series)
Murder by the Book (1971)
Bernie Kuby: Mike Tucker
Quotes
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[Lieutenant Columbo wants information about an insurance policy from Mike Tucker]
Mike Tucker : Now, wait a minute, Lieutenant. We like to cooperate with the police but... if you want confidential information, I'm afraid...
Lieutenant Columbo : Oh, well, look, uh... I don't want to cause you any trouble. Maybe it would be more helpful if I got a court order?
[Mike looks shocked]
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Lieutenant Columbo : Oh, no, Mr. Tucker. You put that away. This one is on me. May I have a receipt, please?
Mike Tucker : All right, Lieutenant, you're bribing me with a handsome lunch. What can I do for you?
Lieutenant Columbo : This is about an insurance policy.
Mike Tucker : Excellent! It's about time you came to me. I can give you a...
Lieutenant Columbo : This is an insurance policy that was already written.
Mike Tucker : Oh. This is official business.