Twelve Chairs (1971)
Yuriy Nikulin: Tikhon, street cleaner
Quotes
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Dvornik Tikhon : Master! Back from Paris!
Kisa Vorobyaninov : Hello, Tikhon. I certainly haven't come from Paris. Where did you get that strange idea from?
Ostap Bender : This isn't Paris, but you're welcome to our abode.
Kisa Vorobyaninov : I haven't come from Paris.
Ostap Bender : Splendid, of course you haven't come from Paris. You've no doubt come from Kologriv to visit your deceased grandmother. My name's Bender. You may have heard of me.
Kisa Vorobyaninov : No, I haven't.
Ostap Bender : No, how could the name of Ostap-Suleiman-Bertha-Maria Bender Bey be known in Paris?
Kisa Vorobyaninov : Bertha-Maria Bender... Sounds weird... I haven't come from Paris.
Ostap Bender : Marvelous. You've come from Morshansk! Is it warm in Paris now?