The Bed Sitting Room (1969)
Marty Feldman: Nurse Arthur
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Quotes
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Nurse Arthur : What I have here, sir, is your wife's Death Certificate.
Father : Oh, why, thank you.
Mother : Oh, dear. There. Well, it was a lovely way to go.
Penelope : But, Mum is alive!
Father : I'm afraid not, dear.
[hands Mother her Death Certificate]
Mother : It makes me feel all funny to read it.
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Nurse Arthur : It's your wife being alive that seems to be all the trouble, sir.
Father : I'm sorry.
Mother : Oh, I'm sorry. We don't want to cause any trouble.
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Nurse Arthur : Best thing to do is to talk dirty among yourselves. Well, if you can't come to that, flip through the dirty books.
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Nurse Arthur : We have this new system. Instead of moving the baby out, we move the furniture in.
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Nurse Arthur : We should have asked ourselves, "Is it really necessary for people to leave the womb nowadays? That's when most of the trouble seems to start in this wicked world."