Candy (1968)
John Astin: T.M. Christian, Jack Christian
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Quotes
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General R.A. Smight : You can't give blood to a member of your own family.
Jack Christian : Why can't I?
General R.A. Smight : Why can't you? Why can't you?
Jack Christian : That was my question, yes.
General R.A. Smight : Well because that's, that's... That's incest.
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T.M. Christian : Now look you people! This isn't some godforsaken border town where you can just, uh, go about as you please and, and bother innocent people and do... do... do... Mexican things!
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T.M. Christian : I know what the kids call me behind my back.
Candy Christian : The kids don't call you anything behind your back, daddy.
T.M. Christian : That's exactly what I mean. All the other teachers in this school have nicknames. I'm just plain old Mr. Christian.
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Jack Christian : Hey, did you see this one on the first bike?
Livia : She looks like an ad in that magazine you get.
Jack Christian : Whips and Chains?
Livia : No, the other one, Leatherladies.
Jack Christian : Oh, you're right, she does!
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General R.A. Smight : [after his men have just counted off] Pretty damned impressive, right?
Jack Christian : I'll say. All those men counting right up to 24 without a single mistake.
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General R.A. Smight : Who were they, hm? I couldn't see much down there but I could see enough to tell that they were scum. Were they Albanians?
Jack Christian : Oh, no, no, no it was just a personal thing.
General R.A. Smight : I got a nose for Albanians. They looked like Albanians to me.
Jack Christian : No, no, they were just some Mexicans.
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Jack Christian : Nobody loves your daddy any more than I do. I'd chop off my right arm for him.
Livia : You're left handed.
Jack Christian : Well, that's beside the point.
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Jack Christian : You should be very proud Cand, this is quite a turnout for your old man... a lot of New York's wealthiest and most respected and, uh, thoroughly depraved citizens are here tonight.
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Jack Christian : [to his daughter] All right. All right. We'll talk about it later. We'll have a man to man talk.