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Quotes
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Steve Donovan : You can't do this to us, we're Americans
Marty Johnson : Not only that, we're from Pittsburgh!
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Steve Donovan : [after being kissed for 43 seconds by Micheline] Hey, what are you doin', honey?
Micheline : Oh, if you don't know, baby, you're in trouble.
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Steve Donovan : Okay Van Cliburn, the concert's over.
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Steve Donovan : So, we're having a run of bad luck. So what. It's just temporary. Things are are gonna get much better. Besides, isn't this better than blowin' sax in a band at four o'clock in the morning?
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Steve Donovan : [singing] That lady, She was, oh, so delectable, But, not so respectable, That chick, chick, chiquitita, Was quite a cheater...
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Micheline : Cigars, cigarettes? Cigars, cigarettes, marriage?
Steve Donovan : Not buying, thank you.
Micheline : But, the price is right. All you have to do is never look at another woman as long as you live.
Steve Donovan : Honey, you just blew a sale.
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Steve Donovan : [singing] And José, Once more will be gay, Olé!
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Steve Donovan : All right, Marty, you heard our orders.
Marty Johnson : Yes, sir! What are they?
Steve Donovan : Find them THEM guys and tail 'em.