Kaleidoscope (1966)
Warren Beatty: Barney Lincoln
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Quotes
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Barney Lincoln : Violets for your furs, madam.
Angel McGinnis : Like the song.
Barney Lincoln : Like the song.
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Museum Receptionist : I'm so glad you like us, Professor. We're a little museum, actually. Totally without pretension, but, we do like to feel that our slide collection is *rather* daring.
Barney Lincoln : Well, it left me breathless.
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Angel McGinnis : Funny, you don't look obscene.
Barney Lincoln : I'm not obscene. I'm just generous, to a fault.
Angel McGinnis : Me too. How lovely.
Barney Lincoln : Yeah, lovely.
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Barney Lincoln : There's a nasty fellow.
Museum Receptionist : Oh, yes. Kill, kill, kill. You know, that's really all he likes to do. Naughty.
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Angel McGinnis : We could be doing this anywhere else in the whole world. Why did we have to come all the way to France?
Barney Lincoln : If we hadn't come, we wouldn't have met again.
Angel McGinnis : Good thinking. Of course, if we hadn't come all this way, we'd probably be doing exactly the same thing somewhere else - only with different people.
Barney Lincoln : Is that a purely hypothetical thought?
Angel McGinnis : Purely.
Barney Lincoln : Very risque.
Angel McGinnis : Well, you know what they say about English girls.
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Angel McGinnis : What you going to do?
Barney Lincoln : What do mean? When I grow up or now?
Angel McGinnis : I don't care what people do when they grow up.
Barney Lincoln : We'll think of something.
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Barney Lincoln : Are you trying to compromise me, lady?
Angel McGinnis : Absolutely.
Barney Lincoln : Good girl. Come on, we'll have a drink.
Angel McGinnis : No thanks. I'll just nibble at your champagne.
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Barney Lincoln : You followed me. Did you follow me?
Angel McGinnis : You followed me first.
Barney Lincoln : I never followed you.
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Barney Lincoln : I don't believe you're a career girl.
Angel McGinnis : I design kinky clothes for baby-faced girls...
Barney Lincoln : Come on, what do you really do?
Angel McGinnis : I design kinky clothes for baby-faced girls from Chelsea who like to show off their pretty little knees.
Barney Lincoln : Well, I can't see your pretty little knees.
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Barney Lincoln : Do I detect a new note in your cheerful birdsong?
Angel McGinnis : I hope not. That would be dreary and being dreary embarrasses me.
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Barney Lincoln : I wonder if I were to sat in one of those nice comfy chairs if you could bring me a cup of tea?
Casino Waiter : My pleasure is to be at your pleasure.
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Angel McGinnis : You won pots of money at the casino. I was very impressed. It was pots, wasn't it?
Barney Lincoln : Pots!
Angel McGinnis : And I'm obviously lucky for you. A rabbit's foot.
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Angel McGinnis : Shut your eyes and start counting to a hundred - and never tell yourself I didn't really exist.
Barney Lincoln : I think your serious.
Angel McGinnis : Yes, I am. So, start counting. Count!
Barney Lincoln : One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
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Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : I'm going to offer you a job. One which I hope you won't find too tedious. One which you might even enjoy. Are you interested?
Barney Lincoln : Well, my time is your time, Inspector.
Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Like the song.
Barney Lincoln : Like the song.
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Barney Lincoln : Stop acting like a little girl.
Angel McGinnis : Oh, fuck you! If you say rotten, stupid things like that to me.
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Barney Lincoln : Is your vacation getting you down?
Angel McGinnis : My vacation's lovely, thank you. But, different to the one I'd planned. Much more sexy, lovely.
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Barney Lincoln : You want me to beat him?
Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : I want you to beat him. I want you to beat him and beat him. I want you to drive him to the ground like a wicket.
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Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : You're going to love your new job, Mr. Lincoln.
Barney Lincoln : Wrong. I haven't worked in years.
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Barney Lincoln : Once the idea occurred to me, it was absolutely irresistible.
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Dominion Porter : Good evening, sir.
Barney Lincoln : Lincoln, Barney Lincoln. An introduction was arranged by Lord Climan.
Dominion Porter : Yes, sir, you were expected. You and, em?
Angel McGinnis : Constant Companion.
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Barney Lincoln : Did you do it when we first met? Here in London?
Angel McGinnis : No.
Barney Lincoln : Nice?
Angel McGinnis : No.
Barney Lincoln : Cannes?
Angel McGinnis : No.
Barney Lincoln : Monte Carlo? - - Monte Carlo.
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Barney Lincoln : Alright, I'll start tonight.
Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : And finish.
Barney Lincoln : Stop being a surrealist! It'll take time, you know that.
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Barney Lincoln : Could we possibly have a cup of tea and discuss your inconsistencies a little?
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Angel McGinnis : Do I remind you of your mother?
Barney Lincoln : Nor my father.
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Barney Lincoln : Emanuel McGinnis, Scotland Yard. Tomorrow morning. Ten o'clock. Do try to be punctual. You won't disappoint me, will you?
Barney Lincoln : What if I did?
Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : We could be very rude.
Barney Lincoln : All right.
Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Promise?
Barney Lincoln : Want me to cross my heart, darling?
Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Terribly charming.
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Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Milk and sugar?
Barney Lincoln : No. Neither. But, I would like to ask a question.
Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis : Before tea?
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Barney Lincoln : If he's your father, why don't you call him daddy, the way other kids do.
Angel McGinnis : I just don't and I don't see what I call him has got to do with anything.
Barney Lincoln : The fact that you've set me up as a clay pigeon, you've given me an option on a prison cell, you're right it doesn't. Listen, call him the Easter Bunny, I couldn't care a less.
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Angel McGinnis : Does living in sin actually a crime?
Barney Lincoln : It's frowned upon.
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Angel McGinnis : I hate guns. And I don't like fighting.
Barney Lincoln : How does living grab you?
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Harry Dominion : Sticky buns, Mr. Lincoln?
Barney Lincoln : Oh, sticky buns.
Angel McGinnis : They're absolutely delicious.
Harry Dominion : Isn't she lovely.