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Quotes
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Hysterium : I live to grovel.
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Pseudolus : We'll need a body. Anybody's body.
Hysterium : Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher?
Pseudolus : He owes me a favor! But he died yesterday.
Hysterium : Uh - what about HIS body?
Pseudolus : Somebody snatched it. Uh, let's see... who do we know that's dead?
[He covers his eyes with his hand]
Hysterium : [sadly] I wish *I* was.
[Pseudolus uncovers his eyes, turns and grins madly at him as if to say, "Aha! That's it!"]
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Hysterium : How dare you! Arranging an assignation between an innocent boy and a you-know-what!
Pseudolus : There's something about that you-know-what that you do not know what!
Hysterium : What do I know not what?
Pseudolus : That girl is my daughter.
Hysterium : Your what?
Pseudolus : My daughter. You've heard me speak of her.
Hysterium : Never!
Pseudolus : And I don't like to talk about her.
Hysterium : That girl is not your daughter.
Pseudolus : My sister?
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[last lines]
Pseudolus : [sung] Lovers divided, get coincided - something for everyone...
Hero , Philia : A comedy tonight!
Pseudolus : Father and mother, get one another.
Domina : Something for everyone...
Senex : [whispers] A tragedy tonight.
Miles Gloriosus : I get the twins, they get the best!
Erronius : I get a family...
Hysterium : I get a rest.
Soldiers : We get a few girls...
Lycus : I'll get some new girls.
Pseudolus : I get the thing I want to be...
Hero : [spoken] Free.
Pseudolus : Free!
Pseudolus , Hero , Philia , Domina , Senex , Miles Gloriosus , Erronius , Hysterium , Soldiers , Lycus : Free, free, free, free - Nothing for kings, nothing for crowns! Something for lovers, liars and clowns - What is the moral? Must be a moral. Here is the moral wrong or right - Morals tomorrow, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy, comedy - tonight!
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Senex , Pseudolus , Hysterium , Lycus : [singing] Oh, oh, wouldn't she be delightful,
Lycus : Cleaning up?
Senex : Leaning down,
Senex , Pseudolus , Hysterium , Lycus : Everybody ought to have a maid, Someone who'll be, Busy as a bumblebee, And even if you grumble, Be as graceful as a grouse,
Lycus : Wriggling in the anteroom!
Hysterium : Jiggling in the living room!
Pseudolus : Giggling in the dining room!
Senex : Wiggling in the other rooms!
Senex , Pseudolus , Hysterium , Lycus : Puttering all around the house!
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Hysterium : But, Lycus. Goodbye, Lycus. Farewell, Lycus. Good luck, Lycus. He is Lycus.