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Quotes
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Annie : Hi, Charlie, how'd you sleep last night?
Charlie Yuckapuck : No good. I was up all night trying to get the window open.
Annie : But there's no window in that room.
Charlie Yuckapuck : No wonder I couldn't get it open!
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Diner Customer : One hamburger and close the window.
Annie : One hamburger and close the window! Close the window?
Charlie Yuckapuck : Gee that's funny. Most people ask me to open the window.
Diner Customer : Yeah, well, close the window this time. The hamburger I had yesterday blew off the plate three times.
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Annie : HE'S always makin' trouble? You could start a fight in an empty room!
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Diner Customer : Do you have any soup on the menu?
Annie : We did, but we washed it off.
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Diner Customer : Girlie! Girlie!
Annie : Did you call me, sir?
Diner Customer : No, I called you girlie.