Around the World Under the Sea (I) (1966)
Keenan Wynn: Hank Stahl
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Quotes
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Hank Stahl : [disgustedly] People. Sharks, animals: they kill for a reason: because they're hungry. People kill each other for nothing.
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Hank Stahl : Well, we're all loaded. Where's the dame?
Dr. Phil Volker : The "dame" is exercising her rights as a lady: She's late.
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Dr. Maggie Hanford : Excuse me, I have to get my hat box.
Hank Stahl : Hat box?
Dr. Phil Volker : Hat box?
Dr. Craig Mosby : Hat box.
Dr. Maggie Hanford : [opens the hat box to show it contains two guinea pigs] You'll love it. It's absolutely adorable. Itty and Bitty.
Dr. Craig Mosby : Itty and... Bitty?
Dr. Maggie Hanford : For oxygen analysis.
Dr. Craig Mosby : Oh.
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Hank Stahl : [as Volker ascends the ladder to meet Maggie] *Now*... if I could find me a mermaid built just like *that*...! For once that guy and I agree on what would make a really tasty dish.
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Hank Stahl : [as Mosby slams down a scuba tank in anger] *Well*...! Looks like something topless is going on topside. Hey, hey, hey! Take it easy! You'll blow a gasket!
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Hank Stahl : I couldn't care less. I got it made down here. I got my research, my books, my music. Why should I leave all this for a bunch of idiots who're going to blow themselves up?
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Hank Stahl : Let me tell ya: That's not an ocean out there! That's a veritable minestrone!
Dr. Orin Hillyard : What?
Hank Stahl : You've never seen such food! Enough to feed a *billion* fish! Look at that!
Dr. Orin Hillyard : What is it?
Hank Stahl : It's food! It's food!
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Dr. Maggie Hanford : Doug, I'm adding negative ions to our atmosphere. Make you feel a little better first time down.
Hank Stahl : Mmm! Take a whiff of this. I feel better already.
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Hank Stahl : I'm on this ride for Dr. Hamaru, not for him.
Dr. Doug Standish : You can at least listen to him, can't you?
Hank Stahl : Anything that he's in on, I'm on the outside of.
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Dr. Maggie Hanford : The guinea pigs. What about the guinea pigs?
Hank Stahl : Guinea pigs? Women and men first. We'll need every cubic inch of air we've got.
Hank Stahl : [as Hanford stares him down] There's a spare mattress down in the lab.
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Hank Stahl : I couldn't care less, doctor, let 'em all go.
Dr. Doug Standish : You don't mean that.
Hank Stahl : Well, maybe there are a few human beings up there: Dr. Hamaru, Gus Boren, Dimitri, my crazy, Russian, chess-playing friend...