Q:
Try to be a little less than your frivolous self, 007.
Bond:
[
draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?
Pat Fearing:
Too healthy.
Fiona:
Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond:
No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
Pat Fearing:
What exactly do you do?
James Bond:
Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
[
after making love to the evil Fiona Volpe]
James Bond:
My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for Queen and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
Fiona:
But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue...
[
she steps on Bond's foot]
Fiona:
... but not this one!
Miss Moneypenny:
In the conference room - something pretty big; every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the Home Secretary, too!
James Bond:
His wife probably lost her dog.
James Bond:
My dear, uncooperative Domino.
Domino:
How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
James Bond:
It's on the bracelet on your ankle.
Domino:
So... what sharp little eyes you've got.
James Bond:
Wait 'til you get to my teeth.
[
after shooting Vargas with a spear gun]
James Bond:
I think he got the point.
[
Placing Fiona's body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor]
James Bond:
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.
[
to the shark that almost bit him]
James Bond:
You can tell of the one that got away.
Emilio Largo:
[
threatening Domino with a cigarette and ice cubes] This for heat, these for cold, applied scientifically and slowly.
Emilio Largo:
Of course. Vargas does not drink... does not smoke... does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?
Bond:
It looks very difficult.
[
Shooting from the hip, Bond shatters his clay pigeon]
Bond:
Why no, it isn't, is it!
Miss Moneypenny:
James, how else will you recognize her?
James Bond:
Can't miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.
Pat Fearing:
Funny-looking bruise. A fall?
James Bond:
A poker, in the hands of a widow.
Pat Fearing:
Really? I'd have thought you were just the type for a widow.
James Bond:
Not this one. He didn't care for me at all.
[
after strapping Bond to the motorized traction table]
Pat Fearing:
There, first time I've felt safe all day.
[
after a narrow escape from a motorized traction table set on overload]
James Bond:
I must be six inches taller.
M:
I've assigned you to Station "C" Canada.
James Bond:
Sir, I'd respectfully request that you change my assignment to Nassau.
M:
Is there any other reason, besides your enthusiasm for water sports?
[
Bond shows M a picture of Dominique Derval, the Vulcan pilot's sister]
M:
Do we know where she is now?
James Bond:
Nassau.
M:
Do you think she's worth going after?
James Bond:
Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir...
[
after making love to Pat, Bond sees something suspicious on the grounds, and gets up to investigate]
Pat Fearing:
James, where are you going?
James Bond:
Oh, nowhere. I just thought I'd take a little, uh... exercise.
Pat Fearing:
You must be joking.
James Bond:
That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
Emilio Largo:
You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
James Bond:
No, but I know a little about women.
[
Bond and Largo spot Domino eavesdropping]
Bond:
I hope we didn't scare the fishes.
Q:
It is to be handled with special care!
James Bond:
Everything you give me...
Q:
...is treated with equal contempt. Yes, I know.
Felix Leiter:
Well, hello Double-Oh...
[
James slugs Felix to shut him up, then slugs the bad guy hiding in the shower]
Felix Leiter:
Fine way to treat the CIA!
James Bond:
I'm sorry about that, Felix, but you were about to say double-O seven. Here.
[
James gives Felix the bad guy's gun]
Felix Leiter:
Well, James, did you kill him?
James Bond:
You know me better than that.
Felix Leiter:
What's our next move?
James Bond:
The Disco Volante. If the bombs aren't aboard, they soon will be.
Felix Leiter:
Who you going to ask, Largo?
James Bond:
No, we won't have to.
Emilio Largo:
You wish to put the evil eye on me, eh? We have a way to deal with that where I come from.
James Bond:
You may hex me yet. Let's see your decks for the cards.
[
Bond is standing in the doorway between their apartments as Fiona takes a bath]
Fiona:
Aren't you in the wrong room, Mr. Bond?
Bond:
Not from where I'm standing.
[
first lines]
Madame LaPorte:
The coffin - it has your initials: J.B.
Bond:
At the moment, rather him than me.
Madame LaPorte:
At least you've been saved the effort of removing him. Colonel Bouvar passed away in his sleep, so they tell me.
Bond:
Mm...
Madame LaPorte:
You sound disappointed you did not kill him yourself.
Bond:
I am. Jacques Bouvar murdered two of my colleagues.
[
last lines]
Bond:
[
helping Domino into a life raft] Up.
Bond:
You should be locked up in a cage.
[
starts kissing her]
Fiona:
Mmm... this bed *feels* like a cage, all these bars. Do you think I will be -
[
voice cracks in a blissful moan]
Fiona:
*safe*?
Bond:
[
massaging Pat] Mink. It uh, reduces the tensions.
Pat Fearing:
[
throaty voice] Not mine.
Vargas:
Lets get back and tell Largo.
[
Largo dies]
Domino:
I'm glad I killed him.
James Bond:
You're glad?
Bond:
Keep in touch.
Pat Fearing:
Anytime, anyplace, James.
Bond:
Another time, another place.
[
after leaving an Irrigation Therapy Room]
Bond:
See you later, irrigator.
Count Lippe:
[
after Bond slides a broom handle through the handles of doors on a sitting steam bath that Lippe is in] What the hell do you think you're doing!
Bond:
Now don't you worry, I'll tell the chef!
Count Lippe:
Let me out of this bloody machine!
Emilio Largo:
Like your friend you've been a little too clever, and now you are caught!
Ernst Stavro Blofeld:
SPECTRE is a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members.
James Bond:
[
donning the underwater jet pack] ... and the kitchen sink.
Felix Leiter:
On you, anything looks good.
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