Major Dundee (1965)
Slim Pickens: Wiley
Quotes
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Wiley : If you're lookin' for hard-ridin', Injun-fightin' whiskey drinkin' mulepackers, then by *God* you've got one!
Maj. Amos Dundee : What in the hell am I supposed to do with you?
Sgt. Gomez : He's the biggest drunk, but the best mule packer in the Territory, sir.
Maj. Amos Dundee : What's your name?
Wiley : Wiley.
Maj. Amos Dundee : All right, Wiley. Make your mark.
Wiley : Whiskey?
Maj. Amos Dundee : All you can drink...
[Wiley signs the contract]
Maj. Amos Dundee : ...when you've earned it. Sergeant, take him to a cell and dry him out.
[Sergeant Gomez escorts Wiley out of the room]
Wiley : Well! I ain't never seen anything like this before!
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Wiley : [during the fight between Dahlstrom and Benteen] Boy, you sure do kick up a lot of dust with your sermon, Reverend!
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Maj. Amos Dundee : [after a battle, Dundee comes across Wiley, bleeding from a head wound] Wiley, are you hit?
Wiley : No, sir. My damned mule kicked me.
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Sgt. Chillum : [about the children they have rescued from the Apache] Doesn't look like the gut-shuckers been feedin' 'em much.
Wiley : You ever seen a fat Apache?
Sgt. Chillum : I ain't yet!
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Wiley : You wanted Injun-fightin', mule-packin', whiskey-drinkin' volunteers, sir. Well, by God, you've got one.