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Elizabeth Lipp:
It can be done! That's the way it can be done! Aaah... oh, excuse me; I've just had a great idea - something I've been looking for a long time... a very long time.
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Elizabeth Lipp:
There's a secret stairway in the Kremlin - the Romanov jewels...
Elizabeth Lipp:
And where do we find these lily-white innocents?
Arthur Simon Simpson:
It's not a question of losing my nerve; I never *had* nerve!
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Simpson is talking to the Turkish guards who have arrested him]
Arthur Simon Simpson:
You frighten me, sir. But, after all, that's part of your job. But if my father could hear you now he'd laugh himself sick. He wasn't no colonel, sir. I just said that in order to make myself seem important. He was a sergeant - acting sergeant - acting unpaid sergeant. And d'you know what he used to say to me? He used to say, "Arthur"... he used to call me Arthur... "Arthur, you're a carbuncle on the behind of humanity." Carbuncle! I'm a nothing! I'm a nobody!
Elizabeth Lipp:
Do you mind that I am a nymphomaniac?
Walter Harper:
It's your most endearing quality.
Elizabeth Lipp:
Don't waste it - use it.
Walter Harper:
Giulio's on the sill now. I'll help you lower him down.
Arthur Simon Simpson:
Can't he do anything by himself?
Elizabeth Lipp:
I'm beginning to wonder if anything is real.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
What made you suspect they are Russian spies?
Arthur Simon Simpson:
I deduced it, sir.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
From what?
Arthur Simon Simpson:
From the cook, sir.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
What did the cook say?
Arthur Simon Simpson:
That they were Russian spies.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
A clever deduction.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
What has Miss Lipp to say? Did you hear her talk to anyone?
Arthur Simon Simpson:
Yes, I heard her speak to Mr. Harper.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
What did she say?
Arthur Simon Simpson:
Personal things, you know, I don't think they'd be of any interest to you.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
*Everything* she says is of interest to me.
Arthur Simon Simpson:
Well, she said I was attractive to her.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
Fool! She knew you were listening!
Arthur Simon Simpson:
That's impossible.
Maj. Ali Tufan:
Then why would she say anything so stupid!
Arthur Simon Simpson:
Well, she did! She even went further. She said I had beautiful eye lashes!
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