Joe:
Crazy bellringer was right, there's money to be made in a place like this.
Joe:
Get three coffins ready.
[
Having said "get three coffins ready" earlier]
Joe:
My mistake. Four coffins...
Joe:
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
Joe:
When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace.
Joe:
You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart. Your own words, Ramone.
[
Ramone fires off two shots, but The Man With No Name stands right back up]
Joe:
The heart, Ramone. Don't forget the heart. Aim for the heart, or you'll never stop me.
Joe:
To kill a man you shoot him in the heart. Isn't that what you said, Ramon?
Chico:
Our orders are to make sure he does not die... but also to make sure he regrets the day he was born.
Don Miguel Rojo:
That's the right idea? You didn't misunderstand?
Joe:
I get the wrong idea only when it suits me.
Ramon Rojo:
You are well informed, eh?
Joe:
A man's life in these parts often depends on a mere scrap of information. Your brother's own words.
Ramon Rojo:
Tell me. Why are you doing this for us?
Joe:
[
Holds out his hand with a response that is almost a question] Five hundred dollars.
John Baxter:
Wait! Ramon! We'll pack up we'll leave, anything!
Ramon Rojo:
Are you sure Baxter?
John Baxter:
I swear it Ramon.
Ramon Rojo:
Maybe you should discuss it with your wife. I don't think she'll be too happy!
[
shoots him]
Juan De Dios:
You'll get rich here, or you'll be killed. Juan De Dios tolls the bell again.
[
last lines]
Joe:
Mmh. Well, guess your government will be glad to see that gold back.
Silvanito:
And you? You don't want to be here when they get it, eh?
Joe:
You mean the Mexican goverment on one side? Maybe the Americans on the other side? Me right smack in the middle? Uhn-hn. Too dangerous. So long.
Silvanito:
Adios.
Joe:
When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot.
Esteban Rojo:
My name is Esteban Rojo, my bother aked me to... what are you doing?
Joe:
Moving.
Esteban Rojo:
Don't you know all our men sleep here with us?
Joe:
Well that's all very cozy, but I don't find you men all that appealing.
Marisol:
Why are you doing this for us?
Joe:
Because I knew someone like you once and there was no one there to help. Now, get moving.
Joe:
[
after saving Marisol and her family and giving them money]
Marisol:
Why do you do it for us?
Joe:
Why? I knew someone like you once. There was no one to there to help. Now get moving.
Baxter gunman #1:
[
to Joe] Well, I suppose you could try getting a job as a scarecrow.
Baxter Gunman 2:
No, the crows are liable to scare him maybe.
Joe:
Every town has a boss.
Silvanito:
Yes, but when there are two around, I'd say there is one too many!
Silvanito:
[
Joe asks who Marisol is] She is a woman. And Ramon is madly in love with her.
Joe:
Everyone talks about Ramon. Kind of curious to meet him.
Silvanito:
If you are smart, you will stay clear of Ramon for as long as possible!
Joe:
Baxter's over there, Rojo's there, me right smack in the middle.
Silvanito:
If you are thinking what I suspect, I tell you, don't try it!
Joe:
Crazy bell-ringer was right. There's money to be made in these parts.
[
after a pause]
Joe:
Which of the two is stronger?
Silvanito:
Which of them is stronger? Well... the Rojos. Especially Ramon.
Joe:
You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize...
[
Men Laugh]
Joe:
I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
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