Carry on Spying (1964)
Kenneth Williams: Desmond Simkins
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Quotes
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Desmond Simpkins : Oh, Vienna! Lovely! I've always wanted to see Vienna before I die.
The Chief : With a bit of luck, you'll do both.
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[Simpkins demonstrates how to draw his gun from a holster inside his jacket]
Desmond Simpkins : All ready to get off a slick draw like that.
Daphne Honeybutt : Oh, Mr. Simpkins, that was wonderful. I'm sure I'll never get *my* drawers off as slickly as that.
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Desmond Simpkins : [admiring himself in the mirror in his Algerian disguise, complete with fez] Oooh, yes, very cosmopolitan.
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Charlie Bind : [in proudly introducing himself to Simkins] Agent Bind.
Desmond Simpkins : [intrigued] James?
Charlie Bind : No, Charlie.
Desmond Simpkins : Number?
Charlie Bind : Double oh... oh.
Desmond Simpkins : Oh what?
Charlie Bind : I have no idea. They looked at me and they said, "Oh, oh... oooooh!"
Desmond Simpkins : I see what you mean!