The Mouse on the Moon (1963)
David Kossoff: Professor Kokintz
Quotes
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Maurice Spender : I read your letter in the Times. Rushed over here post-haste.
Professor Kokintz : How nice.
Maurice Spender : I say. I'm extremely excited to see those Botherbinks.
Professor Kokintz : Botherbinks? Bobolinks.
Maurice Spender : No, that's what I said, didn't I? Bob... bob... bobolinks.
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Professor Kokintz : Mountjoy, great news!
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : The Americans have replied!
Professor Kokintz : They have?
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : What did they say?
Professor Kokintz : Yes. What?
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : For what?
Professor Kokintz : For what?
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : What did they say?
Professor Kokintz : I don't know.
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : But, you said they'd replied.
Professor Kokintz : No, you said they'd replied.
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : Did you or did you not say you had great news?
Professor Kokintz : Yes.
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : Then we've won!
Professor Kokintz : No, we've two!
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : Two?
Professor Kokintz : The bobolinks. In the forest.
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : Two what?
Professor Kokintz : Bobolinks.
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : What the hell are bobolinks?
Professor Kokintz : Birds! Rare little birds. Never found in Europe and I found two.
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Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : You're always exploding things. Could you make a realistic explosion inside that Russian hot water heater?
Professor Kokintz : That Russian what?
Prime Minister Rupert Mountjoy : The rocket.
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Professor Kokintz : We have many other birds worth watching. For example, last Sunday, down by the villa, I counted seven different kinds of tit.
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Maurice Spender : I'll tell you everything you want to know about British Intelligence!
Professor Kokintz : We don't want to know about British Intelligence.
Maurice Spender : Oh, yes you do!
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Vincent Mountjoy : Professor, will you help me to hang myself?
Professor Kokintz : Yes.
Vincent Mountjoy : Yes.
[Professor starts to put the noose around Vincent's neck]
Vincent Mountjoy : No-no-no! By the feet.
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Professor Kokintz : A disgrace! Wherever civilization goes, garbage is sure to follow.
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Professor Kokintz : This moon is a nice place to visit; but, I wouldn't like to live here.