It Started with a Kiss (1959)
Harry Morgan: Charles Meriden
Quotes
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Sgt. Joe Fitzpatrick : Hey, Charlie, you're a married man.
Charles Meriden : Well, don't rub it in.
Sgt. Joe Fitzpatrick : What do you make of this?
[reads letter]
Sgt. Joe Fitzpatrick : Oh, Joe, I have the most wonderful surprise for you. It's too good to put in a letter, so you'll have to wait until I get there. It's the sort of thing you always knew might happen, but when it does you just can't believe it.
Charles Meriden : Uh oh.
Sgt. Joe Fitzpatrick : Wait a minute, there's more. I'm not going to say any more now, but honestly, Joe, it's the most wonderful surprise that ever happened to two people.
Charles Meriden : Congratulations, you're going to have a baby.
Sgt. Joe Fitzpatrick : That's my conclusion.
Charles Meriden : "The most wonderful thing that ever happened to two people" - outside of an income tax refund, I don't know what else it could be. Hey, sour ball, don't you want to have a baby?
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Sgt. Joe Fitzpatrick : Hey, Charlie, you're a married man...
Charles Meriden : Well, don't rub it in.
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Maggie Putnam : Nice to meet you.
Charles Meriden : Well, it's nicer to meet you. Pucker up, Sweetie!
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Charles Meriden : I only saw one letter. "The most wonderful surprise that ever happened to two people." Well, what's that supposed to be? A cure for dandruff?
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Lt. McCann : Where's Fitzpatrick?
Charles Meriden : He's taking a cold shower, Lieutenant.
Lt. McCann : Again? That's the third time today.
Charles Meriden : Well, some guys like to be clean.
Lt. McCann : Psychos.