- [repeated line]
- Mrs. Duck: Daddy's right.
- Nurse: Mr. Duck, why does everything happen to you?
- Donald Duck: It's fate! That's what it is: fate!
- J.J. Fate: Just listen to him blame me for his carelessness.
- [scoffs]
- [First lines]
- J.J. Fate: Howdy! I'm J.J. Fate, fall guy. My middle name is Jonah, and Jinx is in there, too. Hoodoo fits me like a glove, but Fate's my name to you.
- J.J. Fate: At home, Mr. Duck is Old Man Fire Prevention himself. But...
- [shows Donald at work, standing on a ladder and painting a sign that reads "No Smoking" all while smoking a cigar]
- J.J. Fate: Now he's playing with fire.
- [Donald drops his cigar into a can of paint thinner]
- J.J. Fate: Oh, no! Not there, stupid!
- [the cigar causes the thinner to explode]
- J.J. Fate: See what I mean?