Spike Milligan: Sgt. Brown, Eccles, Catchpole Burkington, Minnie Bannister (voice)
Quotes
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Sgt. Brown : [points to floor] Look, sir. An impression of a heel.
Superintendent Quilt : Very clever, Brown, but we haven't time for your impressions now.
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Superintendent Quilt : Where were you on the night of the 17th?
Beautiful woman : Don't you remember?
Superintendent Quilt : [gulps] Have you got all that down, Brown?
Sgt. Brown : Yes, sir.
Superintendent Quilt : Well rub it out again.
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[After repeatedly encountering the same mysterious woman]
Superintendent Quilt : Brown, who is this woman?
Sgt. Brown : It's the producer's girlfriend, sir.
[To audience]
Sgt. Brown : You think I'm kidding?
